Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Earth Travel Guide

Visiting Earth for the first time? Here's a tip: Wear some goddamn clothes!
1) E.T.-butt fucking naked. And stop putting shit in your mouth dumb ass, no wonder you got sick.
2) Aliens from Signs-butt fucking naked. Plus you came to a planet where rainwater is like acid. Dip shit.
3) War of the Worlds-butt fucking naked. If I ran around mars in my birthday suit, I'm sure I'd get pretty fucking sick too.

2 comments:

  1. Visiting Earth for the first time? Here's a tip: Wear some goddamn clothes! Planning your vacation can be a time consuming endeavour, a good travel guide is always the best place to start. www.paradiseintheworld.com offers clear concise information and fantastic photography, always my first stop!

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