Visiting Earth for the first time? Here's a tip: Wear some goddamn clothes!
1) E.T.-butt fucking naked. And stop putting shit in your mouth dumb ass, no wonder you got sick.
2) Aliens from Signs-butt fucking naked. Plus you came to a planet where rainwater is like acid. Dip shit.
3) War of the Worlds-butt fucking naked. If I ran around mars in my birthday suit, I'm sure I'd get pretty fucking sick too.